|Xmas Customers queuing in the Teapot Dept. Store|
It's Xmas time and our thoughts turn naturally to the health and joy of our loved ones. What better way to express this
And in the valley of the blind, the consumer is King, so the Teapotmonk is opening up his Teapot Xmas Store
Discount Store: EIGHT IMMORTAL GIFTS! Teapotmonk
IMMORTAL SUITS: NUMBER 1
NEW JUST IN! The Touch ID Satin Suit
|Now iron-free with touch ID buttons|
Yes, you heard it right. Just arrived from the Far East today! This new "self-ironing" Satin Suit is the perfect gift for all creased and worn out
Made of genuine
IMMORTAL INCENSE: NUMBER 2
NEW! Wifi Powered Solar Incense Sticks
They never go out! Place a couple respectively under the framed image of your Sifu (maybe beneath the lineage chart - see below) Make sure they are in
THE IMMORTAL CHART: NUMBER 3
Now you too can prove the authenticity of your SINGLE WHIP with the Teapot Lineage Chart!
RIGHT CLICK ON IMAGE FOR FREE DOWNLOAD!
'IMMORTAL MAGNETS': NUMBER 4The Entire Long-Form Fridge Magnets Set
Never Forget the Long Form again with this superbly crafted Yang Lu Chan Fridge magnet set. Every posture depicted in order for you to memorise as you take out the milk each morning or put away butter before the dog gets it.
Find out how to purchase this
Read more about this and other animal rights in the martial arts here.
'IMMORTAL CHUCKS': NUMBER 54G - Wifi Uni-Body Aluminium Nunchaku
At Xmas time its time to give back: Resolve territorial conflicts, depose politically corrupt regimes and bring an end to world recession (Whilst picking up your email) with just a swing or two of the
Find out all the juicy specifications of these new 4G Aluminium Wifi enabled Nunchaku - made in the temple - (Designed in California)
Find out more and order your set here.
'IMMORTAL WISDOM': GIFT NUMBER 6Collect The Entire Tao
Yes thats right folks, gather the Tao around you with these 6 Tai Chi Books in either PDF or Epub format: 3 insightful books on Tai Chi wisdom from the mOnk himself AND 3 gorgeous Photo
Relax over Xmas with this special
PDF: Download it now from here or just find out more here.
'IMMORTAL AUDIO': GIFT NUMBER 7
Give your eyes a rest over Xmas and listen to the Ways of Learning Audio Book: Informative, educational and hilarious. Tai Chi and the Martial arts have never been the same since.
Plug in your headphones, wash up the dishes, take out the dog or try doing both at the same time! Everything is possible with the audio version of Ways of Learning.
Narrated by the mOnk himslef, you can listen to a sample here. Or download the file from here.
'IMMORTAL IMAGES': GIFT NUMBER 8
- How about a new wallpaper for your phone or tablet?
- How about a new poster for your Dojo wall?
- How about something that not only looks great, but make you think too! And its free!
Grab these PLUS MORE Free Posters to send anonymously to your competitors today. Browse the collection here and download all you want!
Feliz Navidad as we say here in spain. Here's hoping somewhere within, you fnd the resources you need to make 2015 all you wish for. Whether it be practising out of doors , deepening your training or generally just laughing more and worrying less.
Teapot Tidings to All.